Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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