She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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Is Oprah even human
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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