can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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