dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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