Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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