It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
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Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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