So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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