I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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