The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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