too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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