You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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