Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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sarcasm needs its own font
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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