Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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