peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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