you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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