At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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