I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
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he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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