honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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