Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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