i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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