i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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