My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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