whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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