Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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