Have you finally orgasmed yet?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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