it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
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