I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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