yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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