Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
it's great music for shaving your balls
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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