end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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nutella sex= disaster
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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