he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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