You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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