I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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