I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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