But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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