My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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