he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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