dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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