On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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