You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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