you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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