So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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