Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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