He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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