Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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