Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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