She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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