bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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