i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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