So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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